Sometimes its better to just get in a drunken fight..............

So its been my usual six months till I pop around. Yes, I am still alive, no absolutely nothing has changed. Let me start from the begining, about a bazillion months ago. Well, in the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. And a thousand years after the fall of the greatest empire on earth I was born. It ha been said that my birth was marked by earthquakes, meteors, the explosion of three neighboring stars, and consequently 3X10^5 writs for damages.Appromately 23 years and change later, I ended up here. Passed ovewr for promotion, worked to death, poorer than shit, and hoping to get my MD pHD. But as has been said by other writers better than I, I am back, I've rolled the stone from my tomb aside, began gnawing at the holes in my skin, and wondering which Roman ass to kick first. Sleep, then explanations tomorrow............the drunken fight one is good, really good. It involves a dude in an irritating pink shirt, a pool game, and an ugly chick of his......................